Unsolicited

I was on the phone with a new lawn guy and mentioned that I prefer not to be home when he mows due to my allergies and he offered me the number of his doctor who could help me

because my allergies are nothing but a psychosomatic reaction from some sort of

yeah

I stopped listening

I just want my fucking lawn mowed dude

"just mow my fucking lawn -- and get the fuck out"


yes -- it's allergy season here -- and actually I'm doing well

I had all of those tests last year
and no

they didn't do anything to help me other than to NAME my allergies

I never found that naming the things that plague me helps  -- but WTF -- at least I feel validated that there are actual things that I am allergic to - not just monsters under the bed that I imagined

funny thing
the thing that actually helped me the most in my allergy testing was a comment made by the tech doing the tests

I told her I didn't think it was good for me to take so much medicine for my allergies -- and she laughed at me -- and said, "oh -you are hardly on anything"

and so -- I added a 3rd med

and ta-da!

allergies under control

now I find myself
unsolicited

telling people it's perfectly ok to take Singular -- and Zyrtec -- and Flonase -- and add some Musinex nighttime at night not he bad days -- "you'll feel great"

while they think

"just buy your fucking groceries lady - and get the fuck out."