Online again

So now that things have settled

I have started to try to date again

because yes -- I would like someone to share with
and I would like to have sex again

well

not bad sex
but

at least ok to good sex
you know?

I'm spending way too much time playing with Curious George -- and not enough time hmm -- playing with another man's monkey

we'll say that.

so I'm dating online again

and find that

as before -- either they like ME way too much
or I like THEM too much

or

they are completely inappropriate

my personal favorites are the ones that tell me that "age is only a number"

Me:  You're 31
Him:  Age is only a number, I want 2 date u.

sigh

oh sweetie no

just no

and while there may have been a time when I might have said yes
and might have had a good time doing it

I would never
ever
screw a man
too lazy to type a 3 letter word