Battles

The Pixie and I have had a horrid week

She escaped the crib
and the transition to a big girl bed has been a real brawl

and in the past few nights it has deteriorated to include poo

lots

and lots

of poo

I have cleaned her carpet

SEVERAL times

neither of us are sleeping well
and

while last  night I would have told you that I was ready to put the rails back up and just put a top on the fucking thing

I went out and bought a bed rail today
and we seem to be doing much better

not sleeping sooner

but

at least staying more in bed

I think she feels more secure

on the dating front

vanilla men need to get their shit together

and

I've met all the kink men on the planet

all of them

well

all the local ones

I think I'm dating the wrong fucking gender.