I would be the worst Domme

Tex and I talked a good while tonight
mostly

about all the things I need to get done around here

and we joked
that If I had a sub - I would only want him to do handiwork -- and rub my feet

I insisted that no one would only want to finish my honey-do list and rub my feet (with their hands)

and Tex insisted that not only would I find one - -but I would most likely find one that would do it within 2 weeks

we riffed on this a bit
me horrified at his suggestion that I could get a crop if they became too distracted by staring at my boobs
and he, offering to answer my respondents if I created a Domme ad on CM

so
in case anyone in my area is up to be my domestic slave -- with no benefits at all whatsoever:

Here's your to-do list:

1.  Replace the doorknob on the guest closet with a lock
2.  Build a sandbox for Pixie
3.  Install my sun-sail outside
4.  bring in all the boxes marked books so I can sort and unpack them (they are heavy)
5.  rub my feet
6.  varnish my hallway -- I will have to varnish myself into my room for the next few nights and be trapped while it dries
7.  caulk the windows
8.  measure all the windows so I can order screens
9.  screw that -- order the screens too while you're at it
10.  buy some dirt and fill in the divot in the yard that the Pixie keeps tripping on
11.  rub my feet
12.  remove the chicken wire that is on the fence line - it has no purpose
13.  haul the crap out of the garage left by the previous owners
14.  help me hang the curtains
15.  and hold the pictures up against the wall while I take an eternity to decide where they should be hung
16.  hang pictures
and so on and so on

sound appealing?

frankly -- I think he's full of crap about me finding someone willing to do it all
but what a great fantasy

perhaps he can make me a drink while I watch....