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Wednesday, February 12, 2014

Because you're worth it

L'Oreal Paris can kiss my ass

I love their hair color -- but my brand is nearly impossible to find and the color I use even harder.

I found some on Amazon
although most of the shades are$13.99 (highway robbery for grocery store color) -- my shade is $26.99

seriously?

Medium Golden Brown?

WHY?

it made me think of this scene from Zombieland where one of the characters is on a quest for the last box of twinkles in the world.

meanwhile

I'm faced with horrible roots and will have to decide if it's worth it to spend $15 in gas driving from store to store hunting for it instead

********
but
you want to know if I got my punishment

and yes

I did

and the sadist Tex decided that the plug needed to be frozen prior to use

giving me something to think about against my wall

I did not ask to have an orgasm afterwards
I would love a heating pad though

(BRRRR)

I'm happy to be close to done with my punishment - -with only one more 15 minute session left to go (if I can keep my mouth from writing checks my ass literally doesn't want to pay.

and now it's time to curl back up again
ass now free of the frozen cone from hell

and imagine he's curled around me
while I defrost my ass on his cock
and make him rethink the ice plug.

B

3 comments:

  1. What a great cure for haemorrhoids!
    Hugs Ashly xx

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  2. If you can possibly order it online Ulta has it for $9.99; that's where I get my color.
    http://www.ulta.com/ulta/browse/productDetail.jspproductId=xlsImpprod620074#
    Stay warm! :)

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  3. Can you call a drugstore like cvs and see if they have it and will hold it for you? I did that with nail polish for my kiddo at Halloween...

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