Elmer J Fudd -- Miwyonaire

So - I'm back on Collar me and I met a character that I'm going to call Elmer J Fudd Miwyonaire

remember that one?  Elmer repeats over and over -- my name is Elmer J Fudd, Miwyonaire, I own a mansion and a yacht.

yeah

I met him

well - he messaged me -- he lives in NY - I did my usual --

Thanks but no Thanks - -you live far away blah blah blah

and he pulls out the -- let's be friends card

now

if y'all were around for any of the previous rounds of DomDating - you'll know that I can't resist "we'll be friends"

I'm a dope

so I say sure

and we start to chat on YIM

in a friendly way

and he starts to tell me what he's looking for

A girl who he can put with his collection of stuff

you know

the huge farm
the horses
the boats
the cars
and the sub to go with

and sends me a series of photos

I reply with
gosh - -that's not how I live
I'm a simple girl
blah blah blah

and he continues to do what must be an effective sales job on me

and he's a great guy (I think)
some girl will love him

but then -- he tells me about how he fucked his boss
and the HR person in me cringes and I tease him about it

and he proceeds to tell me "HR doesn't mean shit to me"

(oh -- really?  insult my profession???)

and somehow in this conversation I went from someone to talk to
to a prospect
to -- a done deal

and I irritate him about something and we stop chatting abruptly

later on he calls me and we chat a bit
I say

"I thought that you weren't going to talk to me any more - that you were offended"

his response

"Did I tell you to think?"

(oh you fucking didn't)

followed by me working to get off the phone
and him telling me that I should call him Daddy from now on.

(what? -- are you on a different call?)

I tell him that I'm not committing to anyone right now

yesterday I got another pitch on YIM -- which I respectful decline --

you live far away
I don't plan to move ever
etc etc

and I get a snotty -
"do not reply  back, I have blocked and deleted you"

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One of the things that I've noticed on CM is that a lot of the men are tired of women being rude to them.  the women don't respond to messages -- or are harsh in rejections

but

subtle doesn't work well either.

so - just a snippet of my dating so far

more to come - I'm sure