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Thursday, December 26, 2013

Over Teened

Tex has his two teens and I have the kiddo - still a teen for another year

who

sigh

apparently not only is having sex with the boyfriend -- but he isn't her first

we've come a long way from never having a boyfriend -- and not having her first kiss until after high school to where we are today

It was less than a year ago that we had the awkward sex talk and she was horrified that I sent her back to school with condoms (sigh)

in the meantime - we have all of these kiddos in the house who can hear any fun webcam sex we might have

which did not stop the dirty texting all day

He was in a dark and sexy mood
and I joined right along

in fact

it's entirely possible that I started it

I miss him
and want his hands all over me

the substitutes are not really cutting it

I want HIM

in the meantime
I am channelling my sexual frustration into  yarn

and if it weren't for the fact that tattoos are applied with needles instead of being licked on by kittens

you might see me sporting this:


ARRRRRGHyle



2 comments:

  1. hahahah...very punny...and you make me laugh out loud. Arrrghyle. hahahahah...yarn therapy is good. Productive. And you can put it down to type dirty texts. :)

    nilla

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  2. OMG she's HAVING SEX?! The horror! ;)

    Relax, mom. Hope she's being safe. And doesn't get pregnant.

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