who
sigh
apparently not only is having sex with the boyfriend -- but he isn't her first
we've come a long way from never having a boyfriend -- and not having her first kiss until after high school to where we are today
It was less than a year ago that we had the awkward sex talk and she was horrified that I sent her back to school with condoms (sigh)
in the meantime - we have all of these kiddos in the house who can hear any fun webcam sex we might have
which did not stop the dirty texting all day
He was in a dark and sexy mood
and I joined right along
in fact
it's entirely possible that I started it
I miss him
and want his hands all over me
the substitutes are not really cutting it
I want HIM
in the meantime
I am channelling my sexual frustration into yarn
and if it weren't for the fact that tattoos are applied with needles instead of being licked on by kittens
you might see me sporting this:
ARRRRRGHyle
hahahah...very punny...and you make me laugh out loud. Arrrghyle. hahahahah...yarn therapy is good. Productive. And you can put it down to type dirty texts. :)
ReplyDeletenilla
OMG she's HAVING SEX?! The horror! ;)
ReplyDeleteRelax, mom. Hope she's being safe. And doesn't get pregnant.