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Sunday, December 15, 2013

remote control

You may have noticed that the Yeah & Uh-huh log is getting up there

if we were together I could work those numbers down

the formula for together punishment is 2 swats per occurrence -- for the first -- and adding two for each one

so at 15 we're looking at

2+ 4+6+8+10+12+14+16+18+20+22+24+26+28

or 210 swats

and now "oh daddy do it again" swats
but

"oh fuck" swats

tonight I pointed out that we need to do something about them
that they're getting out of control

you want to pay for them early
so the count doesn't get so high

and Tex got an evil gleam in his eye

and requested that I come up with 3 possible punishments by Friday to present for his approval
and he will come up with one of his own as well
and he will choose

then he warned me about going to easy

I laughed and said, "oh - you mean no cuddle punishments?"
he pointed out that he could alter that sort and have me cuddle a tree naked if I wanted to try that sort of thing

so

here I am
drawing a blank

and with Tex's permission - -throw it out to the peanut gallery

any thoughts on remote punishment?
throw in your two cents

if your punishment gets picked I'll make you a hat


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5 comments:

  1. little monkeyDecember 15, 2013 at 10:25 PM

    The very worst is for them to take away their attention. It's miserable.

    Kneeling on Rice 15 minute intervals. Maybe 10 minute intervals. It's agonizing. 5 minutes = 15 swats.

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  2. AnonymousDecember 16, 2013 at 9:33 AM

    oh, the attention thing for sure. That would be too damaging for me. I'd be going crazy by the end, no matter how short it was.

    Maybe he could take away something you enjoy? Maybe no crocheting, and instead spending that time reflecting on what you did wrong?

    I'm bad at punishments.

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  3. nillaDecember 16, 2013 at 7:27 PM

    oh dear. You *really* don't want my febrile mind even heading down that path, m'dear. I'm a *writer* and can be very creative with my story subs getting punished. Not that I'd want to do any of th things I think of...so I'm going to just hum la-la-la under my breath and think about flowers.

    :)

    nilla

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  4. ashebridgeDecember 18, 2013 at 6:15 PM

    i'm just now catching up on reading so late to the party. We're also dealing with distance and needing to keep the naughty list from growing too long. The thing that's been the absolute worst was having my phone taken away. No I'm not 14 lol. It was horrible. But you know what? I haven't done that particular thing again. So it worked. The mean and evil and sadistic stuff just won't cut it for me. Take away my phone and I was near tears. Stupid, I know. Guess I need to get a life lol

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  5. AnonymousDecember 20, 2013 at 1:48 AM

    O, I'm way late to the party, but I have a suggestion - writing lines. I wouldn't make it so much a matter of writing a lot of lines since time is an issue, but a reasonably unpleasant number, and I would want them written carefully, in your best handwriting - then you could scan them to him. It could be "I will not say yeah or uh huh," or it could be "i will remember to say "Yes, Sir" at all times". And i would make you use smaller case i cause that will annoy you.

    OR - he could make you stick your tongue out for a certain amount of time. That's one of those things that's mildly unpleasant and then miserable without harm. i thought about the possibility of putting some kind of clip on it, but don't really know how much that would hurt.

    There - how's that for creative??

    love,

    sofia

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