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Monday, December 23, 2013

The Punishment Decree

Tex has set the punishment

and chose one of his own
(which shouldn't be a surprise to any of us)

He wants me to find a blank wall
that I can stand against
in view of the video on my computer

and stand I will

face towards the wall
plugged

holding a quarter with my nose against the wall
and one in each palm
pressed against the wall

I am required to do 3 minutes per infraction

which was 15 before I "yeahed" and added another 3 minutes on our call

The Sisters back at school had nuthin' on Tex.


I have asked to wait to start until my tummy trouble has passed
(When will I learn that pizza is evil)

Tex allowed me to choose doing it in one 45 (now 48) minute stretch -- or 3 15 minute ones (considering that the time starts over when a quarter drops -- I chose the 3 - 15 minutes -- momma didn't raise any fools)

plus
I've done this punishment back in school with bibles on my palms-- 15 minutes is a LONG time.

do you think this will break me of the "yeahs"?


2 comments:

  1. Being plugged and having tummy trouble I think you have got to have a weapons licence for that.
    Wishing you and Pixie a fantastic Christmas even if she has to wait till the 25th for the presents. Here its the 24th in the evening, then the adults get a good nights sleep with out " Has santa been" all bloody night
    Hugs Ashly xx

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    1. Thank you Ashly - Happy Christmas -- (and she's too little to understand any of it -- so we even get to sleep in! --well - all the way to 7am.

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